Sausage detector
Sep. 18th, 2011 10:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ordinal"HEY! HEY! HEY! COME TO THE KITCHEN! QUICK, RUN! RUN!"
"What? What is it?"
"YOU'RE COOKING SAUSAGES UNDER THE GRILL!"
"Yes. Yes, smoke detector, I know."
I wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't for the fact that, when I _would_ quite like to know when something has caught fire, it doesn't go off until the entire kitchen is full of smoke .
"What? What is it?"
"YOU'RE COOKING SAUSAGES UNDER THE GRILL!"
"Yes. Yes, smoke detector, I know."
I wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't for the fact that, when I _would_ quite like to know when something has caught fire, it doesn't go off until the entire kitchen is full of smoke .
